Monday, December 04, 2006

Hunkification of Bharath Hemachandran - Part I

Approximately 120 hrs ago, as he gorged on his 7th slice of bread with the aloo matter that he had prepared Bharath realized that he only had a couple of months before his wedding. A wedding in which he was going to be photographed from almost every angle whether he liked it or not. Now it's not that he was a complete slob, but there were surely a couple of well padded areas that would unfortunately be exposed to even the not so careful observer. Anyone blind enough to miss it the first time around would of course gather it during the perusal of the copious photos that were bound to result from the various ceremonies.

Even worse Mr. Hemachandran was one of those unfortunate few that cannot sit cross-legged.

The inevitability of having to show his wedding photos and vidoes to the junta sprung him into action. First stop, the thrash can.... to dispose of the half eaten 7th slice of bread and remaining slices of bread. Then sighing he thrashed the delicious aloo matter as well.

Then he consults various body building sites for good workout programs and comes up with one that would awaken the hidden hunk within. Next a search for a suitable nutrition program that would lure the protesting, badly fed hunk to the surface.

120 hrs hence, after having followed the workout routine to the T (not so much the nutrition routine) and endured many jibes, and much leg-pulling with a severe ab-burn, feels that yes... the hunk inside is protesting a lot to emerge. After all the hunk must be suffering a severe case of prisoner's complex having been trapped inside for all these years... 16 to be exact (apparently I was quite popular with the ladies until i became old enough to reciprocate their interest)

So here's to a good start.

Updates on the hunkification process to follow. Stay tuned.

8 comments:

Revealed said...

Oi re what did you trash it for! You could have fedexed it to me one feels

Bharath Hemachandran said...

:)

Sure next time will send u all my half eaten food.

Cloudy said...

Hidden hunk...LOL!

M (tread softly upon) said...

LOL...look forward to reading updates

Bharath Hemachandran said...

@cloudy - He will come out ... worry not :). I shall take great pride in showing as much skin as possible in the wedding hehe

@M - Thanks

Anonymous said...

Know what Bharath, I have decided not to mess up with my fate. My chances of becoming a hunk has become almost next to nil... :(

So sticking with the principle >> I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Bharath Hemachandran said...

lol nice one balaji :)

Bharath Hemachandran said...

what incline presses and decline presses with flyes preceeded and followed by a 10 min run? :s

Haven't seen too many ladies doing that!!! I dont even want to !!!